Wednesday, 29 July 2009

I don't drink cocktails


Despite the skills of the juggling bartender, I would still prefer a beer. But if I did fancy something more exotic I might sample these.

Do you have any favourite cocktails?

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Wet Pussy
Ingredients:
1 oz Chambord raspberry liqueur
2 oz Irish cream
6 oz Milk
Mixing instructions:

Put the Chambord, Irish Cream, and Milk or Creamer in a shaker with ice. Shake, Strain and pour into glass. You can use alot less milk and make a shooter out of it.
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BETWEEN THE SHEETS
Rum
Brandy
Cointreau
Splash of Lemon juice or Sour mix
Blend with ice, Strain & Serve up in a chilled cocktail glass
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VIBRATOR
2 parts Southern Comfort
1 part irish cream
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FRENCH KISS
Dry & Sweet Vermouth
Pour over ice, Garnish with a lime wedge
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Hawaiian/French Surfer on Acid
1 oz Chambord® raspberry liqueur
1 oz Malibu® coconut rum
1/2 - 1/3 oz Jagermeister® herbal liqueur
2 oz pineapple juice

Mix all ingredients together in a cocktail shaker filled with ice cubes. Shake vigorously. Pour over ice cubes into an old-fashioned glass. It will be a bit frothy on top. Garnish with a cherry and lime wheel, and serve.
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B. J.
in a shot glass
fill it half with baileys
and half peppermint shnapps

turn it into an orgasm by topping it with whip cream
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Jamaica Me Crazy
Malibu Rum over ice,
add pineapple juice
and a couple drops of Tia Maria
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Screaming Slippery Bald Beaver
1/2 oz vodka
1 oz butterscotch schnapps
1 oz Bailey's® Irish cream
1 oz Chiquita Kiwi-Strawberry Juice

Pour ingredients into a stainless steel shaker over ice and shake until ice cold. Pour into an old-fashioned glass three-quarters filled with ice, and serve.
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Sex on the Beach
* 3cl vodka
* 1.5cl peach schnapps
* 1.5cl Chambord liqueur
* 5cl fresh orange juice
* 5cl cranberry juice

Pour all ingredients in a shaker with ice. Shake. Strain into a highball filled with ice. Garnish with a slice of lime.
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Sexual Healing
* 5cl Stolichnya vodka
* 1.5cl Cointreau
* 2 stalks of redcurrants, de-stalked
* 2 to 3 slices of ginger root, peeled
* 1.5cl fresh lemon juice
* half teaspoon clear honey

Muddle the ginger and the redcurrants in a shaker to release the flavours. Add the remaining ingredients and ice. Shake well. Strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with a small sprig of redcurrants on the rim.
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Shaft

* 3cl Aperol
* 3cl gin
* prosecco
* Pour the gin and Aperol into a mixing glass with ice. Stir. Strain into a highball filled with ice. Top up with prosecco. Drop a slice of orange into the drink.
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Angel's Tit

* 4cl maraschino liqueur
* 2cl double cream

Pour the maraschino into a liqueur glass and float the cream on top. Garnish with a maraschino cherry in the middle of the creamy top.
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Sources:
answers.yahoo.com
drinksmixer.com
ukbg.co.uk

7 comments:

delicate flower said...

Damn, who knew there were so many sex drinks... Screaming Slippery Bald looks downright unappealing! butterscotch and kiwi???
But I'm liking sex on the beach. Never had it ... either of them.

I'm a red wine woman.. and for hard liquor: summer is normally Bombay with tonic. Winter is bourbon on rocks. Beer is ok, great to quench thirst on a hot day, but not my fave.
When I'm feeling frisky I order a Cosmopolitan! http://delicacies.wordpress.com/2009/04/04/the-weekend/

yorksnbeans said...

I never knew what was in "Sex on the Beach". It sounds like one of those new-fangled martinis. I love Cosmos and Appletinis, but I think my all-time favorite mixed drink is a margherita!

Andy Holroyd said...

How did I guess it would be you two to comment first!

df, I don’t think I’ve even scratched the surface of rude names and drinks. See sources above.

Ys&Bs. Have a margherita on me :)

I could almost go with a Hawaiian/French Surfer on Acid, Jamaica Me Crazy or Sexual Healing but really I would yearn for two fingers of single malt whiskey and two cubes of ice. Or a good hoppy beer.

yorksnbeans said...

Thank you, Andy! Now, I could use one of those green drinks, please! :-)

Andy Holroyd said...

Ys&Bs, you deserve one.

nursemyra said...

I've just had a toffeeappletini - they are delicious!

Andy Holroyd said...

Toffeeappletini, is that a martini with a toffee apple in it rather than an olive?