We have (probably) all heard of crazy Iranian Ayatollah Kazem Sedighi, who believes earthquakes are caused by immodest dress codes. If not. catch up at Madhatters.
Well, the Blag Hag has the answer: Boobquake!
"On Monday, April 26th, I will wear the most cleavage-showing shirt I own. Yes, the one usually reserved for a night on the town. I encourage other female skeptics to join me and embrace the supposed supernatural power of their breasts. Or short shorts, if that's your preferred form of immodesty. With the power of our scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake".I am right behind this project and will offer whatever support I can.