Wednesday 4 June 2008

We're all going to Hell {:Dung Ding Dong:}

And the end of the world is nigh:
Well, speaking as a drunken, lying, thieving, blaspheming, money-loving, atheistic, gambling, porn-loving, pot smoking, fornicating, masturbating, evolutionist; I'd better get the BBQ sauce ready.

Er, hang on ... SPORTS FANS? Come on, what sport is that bad?

ALF: "I'd like to go bowling this afternoon Deirdre."

DEE: "I'll come and watch Alfred"

GOD: "TO HELL WITH YOU BOTH!"



Cue The Bastard Fairies



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The caress of a tentacle to PZ Myers

2 comments:

Kai Roberts said...

The wonderful thing is, by including 'liars' and 'hypocrites,' they've condemned themselves to eternal damnation too.

Andy Holroyd said...

It seems there are no depths they are not capable of sinking to.