
I'll try:
"now wash your hands"
"Spain introduces new EU standards in condom testing"
The guy at the left says "so that's what they are for!"
Give me your worst. Grow into these trousers... >>
When I was a youngster my parents bought me a pair of braces to hold up my new trousers. Of course these were 'Trousers to grow into' and without such support I would have been running around bare arsed. The braces were blue and had pictures of planets and rockets and, in the box, was a genuine ticket to the Moon.
I know, because it said so.
Somewhere in a landfill site, many many years ago...