
I'll try:
"now wash your hands"
"Spain introduces new EU standards in condom testing"
The guy at the left says "so that's what they are for!"
Give me your worst.
When I was a youngster my parents bought me a pair of braces to hold up my new trousers. Of course these were 'Trousers to grow into' and without such support I would have been running around bare arsed. The braces were blue and had pictures of planets and rockets and, in the box, was a genuine ticket to the Moon.
I know, because it said so.
Somewhere in a landfill site, many many years ago...