Monday, 15 December 2008

Look Around You II

Part two of this facinating educational series (Part one was here if you missed it).

Water
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Another from The Last Waltz

I've already posted a couple of tracks from The Band's final concert, The Last Waltz. The whole concert is well worth seeing or hearing on CD. Here's another track, Neil Diamond...

Dry your eyes
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Sunday, 14 December 2008

A great demonstration of standing waves

The Rubens Tube.
Get some pipe, drill regularly spaced holes down the length and connect it to a gas supply. Mount a loudspeaker at one end and seal the both ends (Gas leaks are not normally a good idea but it may add to the pyrotechnic effect!). Turn on the gas and light it. Now you have a nice fire. OK, now play a clean musical note through the speaker and tune it in to set up a standing wave in the tube.



How does it work? There's my explanation tucked below the belt.

Think first of a guitar string. It's fixed at each end but free to vibrate everywhere else. The deepest note is produced when the whole string moves in a smooth curve once per cycle like the top string in the image. This note is the fundamental and because the string has to move down and back up to return to its starting point, the wavelength of the note produced is twice the length of the string. Now as any guitarist knows there are places on the string where you can dampen the vibration with a finger to tease out the harmonics. This is not fretting the string by pressing it to the fingerboard, just gently touching. These spots are called nodes where the wave energy passes without causing movement. The ends are forced to be nodes as they simply cannot move but act to reflect the sound waves. You can see by counting that all possible harmonics can be produced by a string. Salford University has a primer on string vibration with good video and animations. I should point out that the tension and weight of the string affect the speed of its vibration and hence the note, but that's not so important for this explanation.

So what happens with a tube? Obviously it's not the tube which is vibrating but the air (or propane) inside it. In addition the ends of the tube can be open to the surrounding air (see warning above) or closed. Look at an open tube.
Unlike a string the air at the open ends is unconstrained and so cannot form a node. They must be antinodes. The first node then comes in the middle. Similar to a string however, the wavelength of this fundamental is twice the length of the tube and all harmonics can be produced. This is the basis for many musical instruments from the humble recorder to the mighty open organ pipe. The equivalents of tension and weight for a string are air pressure and density in a tube. Simplistically we can assume these to be constant otherwise it would make playing in an orchestra rather difficult.

What happens if you close one end? Confusingly this is referred to as a closed cylinder even though one end is still open! Anyway, at the closed end nothing can move. It's like the fixed end of a string, it forces a node. The open end can only be an antinode and this makes for some interesting properties. Firstly, the wavelength of the fundamental becomes four times the length of the tube. More interestingly, only odd numbered harmonics can be formed. This is what gives the haunting sound to instruments like the closed organ pipe, where they put a bung in the top, and the clarinet, which by clever design of the mouthpiece almost achieves a closed end.

What does closing both ends do? Make a sealed cylinder I guess. Not much use as a musical instrument unless you are going to hit it, you can't blow in it. It will still have resonances though, and the same as a string both ends are nodes. But hang on, you are driving one end of the Rubens tube with a vibrating membrane, the loudspeaker. If the speaker is moving backwards (causing low compression) in sync with an incoming high compression cycle of the sound wave they can cancel out - this gives a node. If the speaker is moving forwards (high compression) and again meets up with a high they will reinforce each other, just like an antinode. You can see this in the Rubens tube video above when they a going through fixed notes. The speaker is on the left.
Here it's a node:





And here it's an antinode:





So there you go, I just wonder what you could do with 50m of gas mains and a few kilowatts of bass guitar! Anyone got a JCB?
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A thought for a Sunday - Wise words

George Hrab:
"We've arrived at a time where humanity must mature and grow out of its awkward adolescence; but there is no need to ever lose that childlike sense of wonder and amazement. Knowing how a clock works doesn't make one appreciate the passing of time any less. Learning that the sun is composed of hydrogen and helium doesn't take away from the beauty and majesty of a sunrise. Knowing that a complex system of wires, computers, and micro processors is required to transport your voice over a satellite-based network could never diminish the impact of hearing that there will indeed be a new Ozzy Osbourne record."
The full text is here; audio is here (43:37 till 54:59 ish) But just listen to all George's podcasts. Grow into these trousers... >>

Saturday, 13 December 2008

The Band - with Neil Young

After Joni Mitchell I have to play this:

Neil Young - Helpless (The Last Waltz)
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Very dark game. Oo err

Psai

That's much too grim so dive below the belt to chill out.

Dr Joe

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Wednesday, 10 December 2008

Look around You

My famous offline commenter lent me this book yesterday. It's in response to my Gilbert Murray post, and here I seem to have earned my T-shirt as a complete time waster. Oh and here as well, sorry Mark :)

When I saw the book cover something went ping that I had heard of this somewhere before, but that memory still eludes me. I did however immediately spot the mention of Look Around You, in the introduction. It's a series of spoof school educational TV broadcasts and it's great comedy!

Look Around You - Maths


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Joni Mitchell and The Band

From The Last Waltz:

"Coyote" Joni Mitchell
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Tuesday, 9 December 2008

What's your stance?

Which Enemy of the Christian Faith Are You?
Do the quiz and find out.
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Monday, 8 December 2008

Gilbert Murray - what a man

I had almost forgotten about Gilbert Murray till a chance conversation in the bar jiggled my memory.

Internationally famous Inventor, Professor of Economics, Retired Wing Commander, Aristocrat, Member of Parliament, Circus Ringmaster, Adult Video Director, Miller, Baker, Rubber Duck Maker; Gilbert Murray must push his balls around in a cart.

Who is this guy? Well...
Many of us will have had emails like this:
"I am Dr Charles Ijeoma, the Manager, Bills and Exchange at the Foreign Remittance Department of the AUDB Bank of Nigeria PLC and work with African Union Development Bank Plc (one of the African leading banks in the west coast). Here in this bank existed dormant account for the past five years which belong to one of our customers (Mr Andreas Schranner) who died along with his entire family of a wife and two children in July 31st 2000 in a plane crash."
Then they need to transfer large amounts of money out of their country into your personal bank account, or something similar. As the arrangements go ahead it always seems they need some legal fees, or a payment to release documents, or to pay a bribe, or for hospital fees and so the scam escalates. It's advance-fee fraud or 419 by the Criminal Code of Nigeria

Gilbert Murray in his many personas responded to some of these scammers, often over a time course of weeks and months. It's all online and he dances them a merry dance to utterly waste their time. There's a lot of great comedy here for those who have time to read. I recommend the first bust - The Inventor - to meet Gilbert and his adversaries.
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Gilbert, if ever you see this, thank you for making me laugh. I was a regular visitor while you were there. Grow into these trousers... >>