Showing posts with label Weeing down my trouser leg. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Weeing down my trouser leg. Show all posts

Friday, 3 April 2009

Weeing down my trouser leg #14

Videosh shtartsh wi noh misic. crap. OH NOO



I ;ike thish guy, hsz OK.
Iztz my shhout.
Wear is evibody? Grow into these trousers... >>

Saturday, 21 March 2009

Oh, come on - I'm not that drunk


Pink elephant is caught on camera

...

How do I say this?

...


Er...
Flying pig alert:

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Friday, 13 March 2009

Addendum #2 - It's not just science or music


I forgot mathematics,
and art,
and history,
and philosophy,
and linguistics,
...

and brewing!

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Friday, 6 February 2009

My marriage in a nutshell - by John Martyn OBE

IVe been out for the firtst time in ages and ahd an nice watering on Tim Taylors Landlord.

This shoulld br a 'Weeing down my trouser leg' post but '''k it

John Martyn - Bless the Weather

Best wishes lass, where'ere thou art. Grow into these trousers... >>

Friday, 17 October 2008

Weeing down my trouser leg #9 - The Man In Black

Earlier tonight, in the pub, a good friend commented on my Tom Petty post from last week. Note - he comments in person and not online - wuss.

So just for you man, here's the same song by The Man In Black.

I Won't Back Down/Johnny Cash


Bonus track below the belt.

Johnny Cash - San Quentin

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Friday, 19 September 2008

Weeing down my trouser leg #8 - Reductio ad absurdum?

Here's an Epicurean delight:
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
"epicurean." Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1). Random House, Inc. 19 Sep. 2008.

Well, there's a beer paid on for anyone who can explain the derivation of the term 'Epicurean delights".

Oh, and by they way, Reductio ad absurdum works like this:

(1) Assume not p
(2) Provide argumentation that derives p from this assumption.
(3) Maintain p on this basis.

(see The Internet Encyclopedia of Philosophy)

Discuss. Grow into these trousers... >>

Saturday, 13 September 2008

Weeing down my trouser leg #7

It's very late and I feel Kinky

The Kinks- You Really Got Me


The Kinks - Waterloo Sunset
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Friday, 5 September 2008

Weeing down my trouser leg #6 - again

And then I thought... Lonnie Donegan wasn't so bad, really:

Lonnie Donegan's Skiffle Group - Puttin' On The Style


My Old Man's A Dustman Lonnie Donegan - 1960


Does your chewing gum lose its flavor - Lonnie Donegan

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Monday, 1 September 2008

Weeing down my trouser leg #5

I just fancied a bit of the Grateful Dead, here's a couple of my faves.
From 'Dead Ahead':

Grateful Dead - Birdsong


Grateful Dead - Ripple
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Sunday, 10 August 2008

Weeing down my trouser leg #4 - Big style

The world's most offensive joke.
A comical documentary from Channel 4 in short (5min) chunks.
NOTE: probably NSFW

1/9 - The Holocaust


Links to the rest are below the belt.

2/9 - Race

3/9 - Disability

4/9 - Princess Diana

5/9 - Paedophilia

6/9 - Tsunami

7/9 - Scousers

9/9 - Islam (winner)


Was I offended in any way? No, but I could have been if I didn't understand comedy.

Did I laugh? Yes. Outloud.

I thought the winning joke was best because they didn't need to tell it or show cartoons. The real joke was the reaction of those claiming to be offended. They are the ones I laugh at anyway.
And I loved the VW ad:

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Thursday, 10 July 2008

Weeing down my trouser leg #3 - The Inner Life of the Cell

Well...
What I was aiming to do: add my overview of this video and outline the controversy which surrounds it. But now I can't even remember the correct word to describe the whole process. Evagination I think. Please, someone put me out of my misery.








Here's the link again, it's awesome:
http://multimedia.mcb.harvard.edu/anim_innerlife.html
Here's the home page.
And I really hope that Harvard don't take legal action 'coz o' this.
.....
What really happened: A relative of mine phoned wanting to borrow some money, and then spent an hour telling me how great his life was, poor lucky bastard.
.....
PS: extravasation Grow into these trousers... >>

Tuesday, 1 July 2008

Weeing down my trouser leg #2

Holroydian poetry.

The Evolution of Consciousness
I know!
I know that he knows.
I know that he knows that I know.
I know he knows that I know he knows.
I know that he knows that I know that he knows I know.
Oh! doG knows…
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Monday, 9 June 2008

Weeing down my trouser leg #1

I'm thinking of having a new category called "Weeing down my trouser leg" for those posts I make under the affluence of incahol.
There will always be a point to these posts - I'm just blown if I can remember what it was.

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Thanks as ever to PZ Myers for the link.

What if scripture really did foretell science?


I agree, and I quote from 'The Book of Astropithicus" ch.5

1And it will come to pass that understanding will sweep the land, for weight is not always, though the spirit of weight continueth.

2
And the motion of the spirit perpetuates, though it is often lazy.

3
Yet those without that spirit will have fastest motion and they will light the world, though their time will be measured. Others will follow to expand the world.

4
But the barter will be bright, the spirit of weight and the weightless twice themselves give bountiful reward.

5
And some will call it the egg and some will call it the mushroom.
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