When I was a youngster my parents bought me a pair of braces to hold up my new trousers. Of course these were 'Trousers to grow into' and without such support I would have been running around bare arsed. The braces were blue and had pictures of planets and rockets and, in the box, was a genuine ticket to the Moon.
I know, because it said so.
Somewhere in a landfill site, many many years ago...
Sunday, 15 November 2009
Trousers demand independence!
It must be true; Step Hen Fri says so in this broadcast from the year 2034:
So is the past tense of making a Twitter post 'to twat' as in: I twat a funny link yesterday, you twat celebrity photos, they twatted about...?
I've never quite 'got' twitter.
ReplyDeleteI know that some people swear by it, and for others it's a central part of their daily routine.
But I just can't be arsed with it.
It seems rather pointless.
Am I a bit wierd?
Nothing weird about that Nobbly. Some people seem to live faster lives than others. I blame cocaine and amphetamine.
ReplyDeletedemetrius
You are very, very sad.