When I was a youngster my parents bought me a pair of braces to hold up my new trousers. Of course these were 'Trousers to grow into' and without such support I would have been running around bare arsed. The braces were blue and had pictures of planets and rockets and, in the box, was a genuine ticket to the Moon.
I know, because it said so.
Somewhere in a landfill site, many many years ago...
Friday, 17 July 2009
What would you taste like to a cannibal?
I, apparently, would most likely taste like mesquite tofu. WTF!
nursemyra What is it with this tofu thing? Who are the rib-eye steaks?
delicate flower I love single flower honeys (and I'm not being suggestive). Half a spoonful in a cup of black tea = heaven. Or thickly spread on chunky buttered toast made over an open fire.
Andy, Single flower honey? as opposed to double flower.. cool, just looked that up and had not heard the term. I wanted to be something that would taste good (being suggestive!) but really wanted to be something untasty, new word- so that the cannibal would get a whiff and NOT want to eat me... geez... hard to write this straight faced....
Grilled tofu for me
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delicate flower
I love single flower honeys (and I'm not being suggestive). Half a spoonful in a cup of black tea = heaven. Or thickly spread on chunky buttered toast made over an open fire.
Duncan's comment only proves my point about tofu!
ReplyDeleteWhere are the lamb chops, who's got some bacon in them?
Or an Ox tail. At least we could make soup.
ReplyDeleteYippee, I would taste like undercooked chicken, That would teach them!
ReplyDeleteSure I eat dead animals Duncan, and most of them were vegetarians!
ReplyDeleteMark, undercooked chicken, brilliant plan. Salmonella city!
Andy,
ReplyDeleteSingle flower honey? as opposed to double flower.. cool, just looked that up and had not heard the term.
I wanted to be something that would taste good (being suggestive!) but really wanted to be something untasty, new word- so that the cannibal would get a whiff and NOT want to eat me...
geez... hard to write this straight faced....
homemade bread of course.. I used to bake all our bread but have gotten away from that.. too bad, cause there is nothing better.
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